Levi's Quotes That Will Live In Infamy
"Oooh -- these are jam bugs! And peanut butter beetles!"
(April 2009)
"What Bible story are we going to read? The one with the burning coconuts?"
(March 2009)
"I wish the sunset could be my baby."
(February 2009)
Levi: "Dad... I can feel my lungs... seriously."
Dad: "Really?"
Levi: "Yeah... I can feel lots of my bones."
Dad: "Uh... lungs aren't bones."
Levi: "They aren't? What are they?"
(January 2009)
"Mmmmm. This is a great jello festival."
(July 2008)
"I'm thankful for everything but bad guys."
(June 2008)
Levi: "Mooooom, Cambren is poopie."
Mom: "Oh, yeah?"
Levi: "Yeah. He smells like lunch, and dinner, and bad rice."
(June 2008)
Dad: "Do you think you need a Breathe-Right strip tonight?"
Levi: "Yeah. And let me show you how to open it... see? Like a cheese stick."
(June 2008)
Dad: "Hurray for Logan! The Brave! The Wise!"
Levi: "The Huge."
(June 2008)
Logan: "What are you making Levi?"
Levi: "Nothing but a bunch of yuckiness."
(May 2008)
Levi: "Can I have some chocolate milk?"
Mom: "No, I think you've had enough sugar for one night."
Levi: "But I want to go crazy!"
(April 2008)
"Hey Dad... have you ever seen a squirrel eating cheese in a shower?"
(March 2008)
"Who wants free lotion? Who wants free lotion? It only costs a dollar..."
(August 2007)
"Rock and roll 'til the wind is over! Rock and roll 'til the wind is over! Oh yeah!"
- Levi shows off his rock star skills while dancing in front of the fan.
(July 2007)
"Dad -- I have two hookers on the back, just in case we need to pull another wagon."
- Commenting on the versatility of his lego truck.
(April 2007)
"Yes! Ads!!"
- Levi demonstrating his pavlovian response as I started up a DVD. Marketers everywhere would feel proud.
(February 2007)
"Slither... slither... slither... slither..."
- Levi as heard through the door after lights-out. I was afraid to look in and see what was going on.
(~ 2006)
"Hey, it's my favorite Burgerville! Just looking at it makes me hungry for french fries..."
(~ 2006)
Levi: "Dad, I've got a shooter. And I'm gonna shoot you with it."
Dad: "Uh... okay, go ahead."
Levi: "Noooooooo. First you have to run for your life."
Dad: "Well, I'm a little busy here. Let me finish this first."
Levi: "Daaaaaaad. Will you please run for your life?"
(~ 2006)
Levi: "I want to get a package in the mail someday."
Mom: "Hmmmm. Maybe you'll get one for your birthday."
Levi: "Yeah. In a wooden box that you have to open with a chainsaw."
(~ 2006)
"Here comes Mr. Twink and Mr. Bimble..."
- Levi, wiggling his index fingers in the air as he comes to tickle me.
(~ 2006)
Dad: "Hey Levi, can you do this?"
Levi: "No. That would break my head off."
(~ 2006)
"I have short hair. But Logan is a baby and he has curly hair. And Mommy has long hair. And you... you have big hair."
- Levi cluing Dad in to his need for a haircut.
(~ 2005)
"On the drive home I had to go to the bathroom really long. My pee-pee's were saying 'let me out'!"
(~ 2005)
"Daddy! Come see my log! It's HUGE!! Ouch... Come see my log! It's the biggest log EVER!!"
- Levi sitting in the bathroom, and marvelling.
(~ 2005)
"I'm sorry I made poo-poo's on the couch Mommy."
(~ 2005)
"I don't have any yawns in me tonight."
(~ 2005)
Levi: "I'm three years old, see?" (Holding up 3 fingers)
Dad: "That's very good Levi. Do you know how old I am?"
Levi: "No..."
Dad: "I'm 30 years old."
Levi: (Blank stare)
Dad: "That's 10 times as old as you."
Levi: (Scandalized) "Oh. My."
(~ 2005)
"Look Daddy, I made some Duck-lip soup."
(~ 2005)
"I've got the napkin -- I have THE POWER!"
(~ 2005)
"Ooooooh... I'm so cold I can't even breathe!"
(Pre 2005)
Dad: (Struggling to walk down hall) "Hmmmmm. Why is it getting so hard to walk? I feel like I'm stuck in quicksand."
Levi: (Hanging from Dad's leg) "It's because a Levi hooked up to you."
(Pre 2005)
"Some milk would be good."
(Pre 2005)