Levi's Quotes That Will Live In Infamy

"Mmmmm. This is a great jello festival."

(July 2008)

"I'm thankful for everything but bad guys."

(June 2008)

Levi: "Mooooom, Cambren is poopie."

Mom: "Oh, yeah?"

Levi: "Yeah. He smells like lunch, and dinner, and bad rice."

(June 2008)

Dad: "Do you think you need a Breathe-Right strip tonight?"

Levi: "Yeah. And let me show you how to open it... see? Like a cheese stick."

(June 2008)

Dad: "Hurray for Logan! The Brave! The Wise!"

Levi: "The Huge."

(June 2008)

Logan: "What are you making Levi?"

Levi: "Nothing but a bunch of yuckiness."

(May 2008)

Levi: "Can I have some chocolate milk?"

Mom: "No, I think you've had enough sugar for one night."

Levi: "But I want to go crazy!"

(April 2008)

"Hey Dad... have you ever seen a squirrel eating cheese in a shower?"

(March 2008)

"Who wants free lotion? Who wants free lotion? It only costs a dollar..."

(August 2007)

"Rock and roll 'til the wind is over! Rock and roll 'til the wind is over! Oh yeah!"

- Levi shows off his rock star skills while dancing in front of the fan.

(July 2007)

"Dad -- I have two hookers on the back, just in case we need to pull another wagon."

- Commenting on the versatility of his lego truck.

(April 2007)

"Yes! Ads!!"

- Levi demonstrating his pavlovian response as I started up a DVD. Marketers everywhere would feel proud.

(February 2007)

"Slither... slither... slither... slither..."

- Levi as heard through the door after lights-out. I was afraid to look in and see what was going on.

(~ 2006)

"Hey, it's my favorite Burgerville! Just looking at it makes me hungry for french fries..."

(~ 2006)

Levi: "Dad, I've got a shooter. And I'm gonna shoot you with it."

Dad: "Uh... okay, go ahead."

Levi: "Noooooooo. First you have to run for your life."

Dad: "Well, I'm a little busy here. Let me finish this first."

Levi: "Daaaaaaad. Will you please run for your life?"

(~ 2006)

Levi: "I want to get a package in the mail someday."

Mom: "Hmmmm. Maybe you'll get one for your birthday."

Levi: "Yeah. In a wooden box that you have to open with a chainsaw."

(~ 2006)

"Here comes Mr. Twink and Mr. Bimble..."

- Levi, wiggling his index fingers in the air as he comes to tickle me.

(~ 2006)

Dad: "Hey Levi, can you do this?"

Levi: "No. That would break my head off."

(~ 2006)

"I have short hair. But Logan is a baby and he has curly hair. And Mommy has long hair. And you... you have big hair."

- Levi cluing Dad in to his need for a haircut.

(~ 2005)

"On the drive home I had to go to the bathroom really long. My pee-pee's were saying 'let me out'!"

(~ 2005)

"Daddy! Come see my log! It's HUGE!! Ouch... Come see my log! It's the biggest log EVER!!"

- Levi sitting in the bathroom, and marvelling.

(~ 2005)

"I'm sorry I made poo-poo's on the couch Mommy."

(~ 2005)

"I don't have any yawns in me tonight."

(~ 2005)

Levi: "I'm three years old, see?" (Holding up 3 fingers)

Dad: "That's very good Levi. Do you know how old I am?"

Levi: "No..."

Dad: "I'm 30 years old."

Levi: (Blank stare)

Dad: "That's 10 times as old as you."

Levi: (Scandalized) "Oh. My."

(~ 2005)

"Look Daddy, I made some Duck-lip soup."

(~ 2005)

"I've got the napkin -- I have THE POWER!"

(~ 2005)

"Ooooooh... I'm so cold I can't even breathe!"

(Pre 2005)

Dad: (Struggling to walk down hall) "Hmmmmm. Why is it getting so hard to walk? I feel like I'm stuck in quicksand."

Levi: (Hanging from Dad's leg) "It's because a Levi hooked up to you."

(Pre 2005)

"Some milk would be good."

(Pre 2005)