Levi's Quotes That Will Live In Infamy
"Mmmmm. This is a great jello festival."
(July 2008)
"I'm thankful for everything but bad guys."
(June 2008)
Levi: "Mooooom, Cambren is poopie."
Mom: "Oh, yeah?"
Levi: "Yeah. He smells like lunch, and dinner, and bad rice."
(June 2008)
Dad: "Do you think you need a Breathe-Right strip tonight?"
Levi: "Yeah. And let me show you how to open it... see? Like a cheese stick."
(June 2008)
Dad: "Hurray for Logan! The Brave! The Wise!"
Levi: "The Huge."
(June 2008)
Logan: "What are you making Levi?"
Levi: "Nothing but a bunch of yuckiness."
(May 2008)
Levi: "Can I have some chocolate milk?"
Mom: "No, I think you've had enough sugar for one night."
Levi: "But I want to go crazy!"
(April 2008)
"Hey Dad... have you ever seen a squirrel eating cheese in a shower?"
(March 2008)
"Who wants free lotion? Who wants free lotion? It only costs a dollar..."
(August 2007)
"Rock and roll 'til the wind is over! Rock and roll 'til the wind is over! Oh yeah!"
- Levi shows off his rock star skills while dancing in front of the fan.
(July 2007)
"Dad -- I have two hookers on the back, just in case we need to pull another wagon."
- Commenting on the versatility of his lego truck.
(April 2007)
"Yes! Ads!!"
- Levi demonstrating his pavlovian response as I started up a DVD. Marketers everywhere would feel proud.
(February 2007)
"Slither... slither... slither... slither..."
- Levi as heard through the door after lights-out. I was afraid to look in and see what was going on.
(~ 2006)
"Hey, it's my favorite Burgerville! Just looking at it makes me hungry for french fries..."
(~ 2006)
Levi: "Dad, I've got a shooter. And I'm gonna shoot you with it."
Dad: "Uh... okay, go ahead."
Levi: "Noooooooo. First you have to run for your life."
Dad: "Well, I'm a little busy here. Let me finish this first."
Levi: "Daaaaaaad. Will you please run for your life?"
(~ 2006)
Levi: "I want to get a package in the mail someday."
Mom: "Hmmmm. Maybe you'll get one for your birthday."
Levi: "Yeah. In a wooden box that you have to open with a chainsaw."
(~ 2006)
"Here comes Mr. Twink and Mr. Bimble..."
- Levi, wiggling his index fingers in the air as he comes to tickle me.
(~ 2006)
Dad: "Hey Levi, can you do this?"
Levi: "No. That would break my head off."
(~ 2006)
"I have short hair. But Logan is a baby and he has curly hair. And Mommy has long hair. And you... you have big hair."
- Levi cluing Dad in to his need for a haircut.
(~ 2005)
"On the drive home I had to go to the bathroom really long. My pee-pee's were saying 'let me out'!"
(~ 2005)
"Daddy! Come see my log! It's HUGE!! Ouch... Come see my log! It's the biggest log EVER!!"
- Levi sitting in the bathroom, and marvelling.
(~ 2005)
"I'm sorry I made poo-poo's on the couch Mommy."
(~ 2005)
"I don't have any yawns in me tonight."
(~ 2005)
Levi: "I'm three years old, see?" (Holding up 3 fingers)
Dad: "That's very good Levi. Do you know how old I am?"
Levi: "No..."
Dad: "I'm 30 years old."
Levi: (Blank stare)
Dad: "That's 10 times as old as you."
Levi: (Scandalized) "Oh. My."
(~ 2005)
"Look Daddy, I made some Duck-lip soup."
(~ 2005)
"I've got the napkin -- I have THE POWER!"
(~ 2005)
"Ooooooh... I'm so cold I can't even breathe!"
(Pre 2005)
Dad: (Struggling to walk down hall) "Hmmmmm. Why is it getting so hard to walk? I feel like I'm stuck in quicksand."
Levi: (Hanging from Dad's leg) "It's because a Levi hooked up to you."
(Pre 2005)
"Some milk would be good."
(Pre 2005)