Logan's Quotable Quotes of Quotiness
Logan: "Mommy! Levi says that he'll never be done -- never EVER!!"
Levi: "I'm done."
Logan: "Yay."
(July 2008)
Logan: (Crying) "Mommy! I need a kiss on my owee!"
Mom: "Okay." (Kisses it) "Is that better?"
Logan: "It still hurts! It hurts like a dinosaur bite!"
(June 2008)
Logan: "I'm like a tree frog."
Dad: "Oh? How is that?"
Logan: "Good."
(June 2008)
Dad: "Let's pray."
Logan: "I'm gonna be a leopard seal when I'm done."
(May 2008)
Logan: "I have a superpower."
Dad: "Oh? What is it?"
Logan: "It's that no one can make me go away."
(March 2008)
"I'm not sleepy! I'm just... tired."
(March 2008)
"Crocodiles share their food. Like the Bible says. 'Share.'"
(March 2008)
Logan: "Why did the Baby Shape try to cross the road without the Baby Shape's Mother?"
Dad: "I don't know. Why?"
Logan: "Because he wanted to get hit by a car and DIE."
- I think I'm starting to see a trend in Logan's perception of humor...
(March 2008)
"I am a fishy quacker maaaaker, and I make fishy quaaaackers..."
- Logan's little song during breakfast.
(March 2008)
Mom: "Logan, would you like to help me put away the silverware?"
Logan: "No..."
Mom: "I'll let you put away the knives..."
Logan: "OKAY!"
(September 2007)
Levi: "I'm telling the truth!"
Logan: "And I'm not telling the lie."
(September 2007)
Dad: "Logan, you need to stop jumping now and hold still."
Logan: "Why?"
Dad: "...because if you don't stop, I'll have to cut your legs off."
Logan: (Laughing hysterically) "You can't do that! You don't have a saw!!"
(August 2007)
Dad: "Wow Logan, you built a Lego man with three heads. That's great."
Logan: "And two pee-pees."
Dad: (Laughing) "And... what?!"
Logan: "Three heads. And two pee-pees."
(August 2007)
"My eyes are getting blowed out!"
- Begging for a pair of sunglasses.
(August 2007)
"If the lightning cuts the sky, then God will have to make a new new sky."
(July 2007)
Sobbing: "But I don't want you to get the door! Only I can get the door!!"
(July 2007)
"Look! A mommy carrot and a baby carrot! I'm going to eat you baby carrot..." *MUNCH*
(June 2007)
"I only like fishies."
- Logan makes his culinary preferences known. Pepperidge Farm stock rises on the announcement.
(June 2007)
"I want to sit on my bottom. But first I have to rewind. Rewind... rewind... rewind..."
- Logan's dramatization of sitting down at the table.
(March 2007)
"And then the bad, bad, fwanger fell down the tsiminy."
- Logans colorful story about a stranger. (Later on the stranger ate some hot dogs.)
(March 2007)
"Turn the light on Mommy. I want to see my boger."
(February 2007)
Dad: "Oh, Logan don't suck your thumb. Remember? It will make your teeth stick out."
Logan: "I'm not going to suck it. I'm just going to lick it."
(January 2007)
"You took my paper... but I tore it in half, in half, in HALF."
(December 2006)
"You can't haf me."
(October 2006)
"Must be it's chicken."
(2006)