Archive for the 'Humor' Category
Sleepover
Saturday, October 17th, 2009
We’re babysitting the Bush kids tonight so that Jon and Amanda can have a fun time out on the town.
Pass Me a Ten Gallon Hat
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
This morning I discovered that I’m the featured character in a recently published cowboy novel: “The Sheriff’s Double – A Clint Williams Western.”
Revenge of the Ant Baits!
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
Every spring, Lisa and I start finding ants in our kitchen. They emerge mostly near the sink and then spread out searching for good things to eat.
Van + Vomit = Great Sorrow
Monday, April 21st, 2008
Last night the unthinkable happened. The unimaginable happened. That unacceptable horror of horrors which ranks near the top of “Daddy’s List of Things That Cannot be Endured” happened.
The Mysterious Mind of Logan
Friday, January 18th, 2008
I should point out that I don’t claim to understand the cryptic inner-workings of his three year old brain, I merely pass on his puzzling proclamations to you, good reader.
How They Should Have Ended
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
I’ve been enjoying these funny little animated shorts that spoof popular movies by changing the endings. They’re done by the crew of How It Should Have Ended.com and are just hilarious.
Selling Out for Maple Syrup
Friday, March 3rd, 2006
I didn’t think Levi even had much of a mental concept of Canada, but apparently he’s been in endorsement discussions with them for some time.
Daddy’s Night From Hell
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
The boys had finished eating dinner, and I had just sat down to start eating, when all of these things happened, one after the other, within the space of about 10 minutes. It still amazes me to recall it…
Levi Nostril-stuffer
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
Of course, Lisa had a safety chat with Levi about the importance of not stuffing things up your nose, and we hope that he learned something from the experience, but only time will tell.
Logan the Nightlight Assassin
Monday, August 29th, 2005
We’ve done our best to keep nightlights out of his hands, but it requires unceasing vigilance.
Bedtime Thoughts from Levi
Monday, July 18th, 2005
Some nights I ask Levi what he wants to do or be when he grows up. Not because I want him to be concerned about that stuff yet… but because his answers are always so humorous.
Williams Family Update: Poop Edition
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
As you might infer, Lisa and I are changing a lot of diapers. I would have to rate changing diapers as probably the least wonderful part of being a parent.